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© canadad
@guy
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claydols:

im trying to be more positive *sheds electrons and becomes highly unstable*

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nadiacreek:

coelasquid:

deformutilated:

Fudge recipe on a headstone

I feel like I should make this just to be able to say a dead person taught me how to make it. Maybe I’ll do it for Halloween.

I desperately hope that she spent her entire life telling people that they could have her fudge recipe “over my dead body.”

That last comment is absolutely worth reblogging.

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myreligioniskindness:

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myreligioniskindness:

my brother tried to pick up a banana to make it look like he was talking on the phone but all the bananas in the bunch came with it and he just looked at me and went “i guess it’s a conference call”

A++ recovery

don’t encourage him

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mia-redworth:

How can people see Emma Watson being verbally attacked online and threatened with hacked nudes being released by men because of her speech on gender equality and still think we don’t need feminism. It’s not women who make men out to be some evil creatures, you guys do that well enough on your own.

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© cyanblur
@commonbee
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cyanblur:

i remember one time the simpsons made a joke about fox news and they got so insulted they tried to sue them but the court was like “this aired on ur network u can’t sue urself”

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23rd, Tuesday
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© heathermorris
@snorlaxatives
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heathermorris:

i’m one of those annoying people who’s always like “omg i know that actor from somewhere omg i recognize them whAT WERE THEY IN” when watching tv shows/movies who then proceeds to look it up on their phone and inform everyone that said actor was an extra in an episode of some stupid 90s sitcom once

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© rustedknees
@joshpeck
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rustedknees:

the more I think about it, the more I realize that 2009 me would be pretty scared/intimidated by 2014 me and that’s what counts

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© kat-bots
@oomshi
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“Only a bad musician blames their instument”
— My music teacher, when I said I couldn’t play because my recorder was broken. It was literally in two pieces. (via pandyssian)
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23rd, Tuesday
13 hours ago
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© mykicks
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“When you’re at the pool lounging on a beach chair and some little kids are running and the lifeguard screams out “no running” do you respond “excuse, not all of us are running”? No, you don’t. The lifeguard didn’t have to specifically state who they were talking to because you’re intelligent enough to comprehend that the comment wasn’t being directed at you.”

Found a quote that shuts down that “not all men” argument pretty well. (via mykicks)

AHaha. haaaa. hh.

(via thefeministbookclub)

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dangruchy:

if it is ur birthday happy birthday and if it isnt happy existing day

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jamieaiken919:

it wet

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disneykin:

ppl who think that saying “I love you” to someone a lot makes it lose it’s meaning are so boring literally what could make you think that? if someone tells you they love you like 3 times in an hour it means that 3 separate times they were sitting there and thinking about you and how wonderful you are like. smh. say I love you to everyone that you love as often as possible bc sometimes it’s easy to forget that there are people who love you

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smartgirlsattheparty:

zimbolt:

KILLED IT

Mic Drop. 

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23rd, Tuesday
13 hours ago
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© ieroscum
@joshpeck
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ieroscum:

when ur headphone is slowly slipping out of your ea r and you just think no„ my love…, r eturn

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