i hope revving your motorcycle engine in the middle of the night made you feel better about your small penis
I want a relationship that’s just like super cool friendship with like kissing
“It’s Been An Adventure, Mr. Fredricksen.”
“Adventure Is Out There!”
Someone asked me to post these two companion pieces together so it was easier to reblog them.
THIS WAS NOT OKAY
HE’S STILL WEARING THE ELLIE BADGE
I was just going to scroll past this when I REALISED what it was
i need to date a girl with the initials AG so we can carve SW+AG on benches
Those r my mums initials…,
say hello to your new dad. i see that your tumblr blog contains some vulgar language. you’re grounded
what is he getting out of this
I feel this on a spiritual level
So relevant though..
tbh if you want free weed just tell a group of stoners you’ve never smoked before and then boom free weed
We are gathered here today because SOMEBODY *glares at coffin* couldn’t stay alive.
Tumblr as a baby
a rebellious teen
awkward puberty stage
and now, as a mature adult
I died laughing for 8 million years
seeing a hot guy walk by like
Reblogging for the sheer hilarity of the gif.
It would be a mistake not to
"Four score and one booty ago damn that’s a fine ass"